TOP SECRET EXAGGERATIONS & THE MOSES OF MALARKEY
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TOP SECRET EXAGGERATIONS & THE MOSES OF MALARKEY
More confidential documents found at the home of Joe Biden
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TOP SECRET EXAGGERATIONS & THE MOSES OF MALARKEY
More confidential documents found at the home of Joe Biden
By FUNSTER
Following the revelation that classified documents were found at the Penn Biden Center for Diplomacy and Global Engagement in Washington an additional cache of classified documents has been found in Biden’s garage, “Next to his corvette”.
VIDEO OF FIBBER McGEE’S CLOSET!
Most people enjoy a little nostalgia in their own way. From 1935 to 1956 one of the most popular radio shows was Fibber McGee and Molly. Fibber was a guy known for blabbing his mouth off with unbelievable exaggerations. He never had a job but always had money from various schemes that never came true. The gag line from the show was him opening his closet and having an avalanche of nonsense fall on him. Then he’d say I gotta organize this someday.
Well, who better to revive this than our own Four Pinocchio Joe and Dr. Jill. Only Joe’s fantasies take up an entire garage rather than a closet.
Can’t you visualize the metaphor of opening that garage door and watching the avalanche of some of his favorites come flying down next to the corvette and those pesky boxes of papers? I could imagine the stacks of articles he plagiarized, the handcuffs he was never arrested from visiting Mandela, the chains he used to scare CornPop Joe, and the orange jumpsuit he never wore when he didn’t get arrested at the civil rights march. And then to modernize a bit there’s Hunter’s crack pipe known as “the nose blower next to the leaf blower”.
Or maybe Fauci tumbling out wearing 3 masks. Or Lea Thomas posing in her swimsuit with a bulge bigger than Joe’s trailer hitch. Biden is living proof that dementia can be a noun or at least a preferred pronoun.
This is all hilarious until you actually remember…..this “Moses of malarkey “ is the president of the United States 😱😱😱
TOP SECRET EXAGGERATIONS & THE MOSES OF MALARKEY
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